Humans. Our greatest allies and sometime foe. Earlier this week, as the cats gathered to catch up on the latest gossip, it was brought to our attention that one of our beloved humans heroically saved "Virgie", the freedom loving feline who loves the feel of fresh morning dew between his toes. According to eyewitnesses, "Virgie" minding his own business, was on his driveway when two big ferocious looking morning walkers snarled, growled, and threatened to tear him into pieces. Once again, we cats can't stress enough just how important leash laws are.

As of this writing, "Virgie" is in therapy from the terrible fright he experienced. Get well soon "Virgie" we have our poker game in two weeks and we need you well, fully recovered, and your best "poker face" at the table.